fireferretfuzzies: I just got a lot of Feels. Like, we’re going to get new episodes. As in, new stories. New lines. New expressions. New music. New backgrounds. And I can’t really process this.
deanprincesster: one time this guy was hitting on me and he said “I’m loving the whole blonde hair, blue eyes thing” and I said “so did hitler” I literally said that to a person
the bags under my eyes are designer
the-eleventh-blog: piledriverswaltz: why do nonamerican people call math maths why does it need to be plural isn’t one math bad enough don’t get sassy about language when the world wants to know why football is not actually football in america
me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
parents: okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD, CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
me: *putting shoes on*
parents: GOD DAMN WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU, YOU ARE SO SELFISH.